Jonbu the baker

Nothing!

i finally got around to see Minority Report. i remember years before i went to Japan, while doing a project course during summer, one of my team mate said to me,
“hey did you see minority report? there was a device that would scan Tom Cruise’s iris, and display ads with his name!”
That was the most impactful thing he got out of the movie. We Engineers appreciate and are awed easily by technology. Yes. Now that he ruined that part of the movie for me, i came out of it thinking,
“Hm, Steven Spielberg likes puke.”
by my count there were at least two scenes involving puke in that movie, and both could be done without, really. It almost made me puke, really. When Tom cruise gulped down that green stuff, right after having a bite of a rotten sandwitch.

Aye, i should press post now.

i stumbled upon this site that’s got lots of beards in it. didn’t specifically search for it, but it caught my attention cuz i remember i liked to watch for beards in the sanyo caf. if i had to pick, i’d say this guy:

has the best beard.

i’m just not into the old western pringle’s beard.

i just finished watching jurassic park 3, for the second time. it was so bad that i had to lj about it right away. wasn’t even going to sit through the whole thing. i remembered it being good when i saw it years ago. a big dino that sounded like a cellphone.. aHaha. it’s just so boring this time.

so. bad.

“I, AM, A, FATHER.”

(i wonder how many people on earth knows what I’m talking about. It’s the ad campaign slogan for the Toyota Voxy)

This is about my box from Taiwan. Right after I handed the box to the post people at at the post office, I asked them if they could put some whiny labels begging for mercy, such as “Do not sit”, “Do not throw”, “Do not kick”. They laughed me out of the post office.

There were nothing really fragile in there, except for the dried noodles and chips. They are special because they’re made with the Taiwanese disregard for the MSG content, and somehow they just aren’t sold here, probably due to the health hazards they’d pose to the general public.

Seeing that my two boxes from Japan arrived safe and sound, I wasn’t at all worried, and slept everyday in obvilion.

dream:

reality:

One day it finally arrived, and it looked like someone used it as a soccer ball on the boat deck. I had a good time laughing at boxbu’s comical mischief, then i cut him open with my knife and took out all the intestines that i had stuffed in a month earlier. I was glad to find my missing mouse pad in there.

Farewell, boxbu, and sleep in peace.